Things Sasuk... by ToyTvArtist

Now that Sasuke has killed Itachi, we've wondered what he will do instead of cry and fight. So here is a list of what he might do, besides be gay (some of course, makes him even more emo).

1.Visit his mother's grave and start singing a sad song.
2.Start regreting being the murderer of Itachi.
3.Write in a diary about how stupid it was to kill Orochimaru, since he feels even worse about killing Itachi.
4.Carve insults in his neck and lick the blood.
5.Join the Akatsuki and be Kisame's partner.
6.Kiss a picture of Sakura or Ino.
7.Say he's engaged to Naruto, then buy a ring and say its his engagement ring.
8.Draw dark rainbows on his bedroom walls and then cry when he messes up.
9.Get a MySpace and find all the guys he can find and start a relationship with that man, he'll lie about his gender with the straight men.
10.Show everyone his scratches and say its because, no one loves him.
11.Ask out all the men he sees.
12.Change his name to Honoo (Japanese for flame) and start wearing red or prange clothing to show off his name.
13.Cry everytime he hears about Itachi, Orochimaru, or his family.
14.Join deviantArt and put crude drawings of him and a random guy.
15.Write a book about his sadness and how much he regrets killing those he killed. He'll also probably start a knife store that consists of the knives he used for cutting himself.