Sasuke's Answer... by ~MalaMi95
50 ways to annoy Sasuke Uchiha!I only do this because I hate him with a passion XD50 ways to annoy Sasuke Uchiha! by ~XxRawrxX455
btw I am super bored so if you want you can request me to make another one of these! just you know ask me in a note, it makes me feel special!
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1) Hide a collection of Itachi plushies around his house (like in the bathroom, in his bed, in the cabinets, on his ceiling XD)
2) When he is asleep poke him repeatedly until he wakes up, make sure your face is 2 inches from his then yell "OHAYO SASUKE-KUN!"
3) Call from an unknown number and leave messages on his phone saying things like "OMG OMG OMG SSSSSAAAAASSSSSUUUUKKKKKEEEE-KUUUUUUUUNNNNNN~~ I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER!! I LOVE YOU!!"
4) Dump hot ramen on his head, bame Naruto.
5) replace his clothes with akatsuki robes, so he can look like his favorite brother~
6) Dye anything he owns pink
7) Mess with his computer and leave up SasuNaru fanfics/pictures/etc. Bonus points if you save them in random parts of his compute
Recipe for Emo SoupRecipe for Emo SoupRecipe for Emo Soup by ~Alicia-x-Itachi
Serves approx. 500
Ingredients:
1 Anakin Skywalker
1 Sasuke Uchiha
1 Edward Cullen
20 kg potatoes, chopped and peeled
20 kg carrots
10 L beef stock
20 cloves garlic
20 onions
Salt and pepper to taste
Parsley
Preparation:
1. Heat water in a cauldron about 2m in diameter. Bring to a boil.
2. Add beef stock, carrots, and potatoes and reduce heat to low. Stir well.
3. Chop the garlic cloves finely and add them to the soup.
4. Chop the onions finely. The more you cry, the better.
5. Let the soup simmer on medium heat.
6. Go find Anakin and tell him Padme is waiting for him at your house.
7. Go find Sasuke an
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